Fresh and Clean

There's nothing like the feeling you get when you're clean-shaven, manicured, and pedicured.

...so I don't know why I always put it off so long.

I'm feeling artistic but I have no ideas. I tried to write a poem in the shower but it was a disaster. I'd like to repeat it but it's embarassing. Let's just say it ended with the words "Frodo the Hobbit" and leave it at that.